It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or...– Oscar Wilde (via sadvirgins)
Great things I said (shouted) at the bar last...
smilesonourfaces: Neil Armstrong is dead! We should do a shot for Neil. Let’s kill Hitler! Captain Jack is gonna be at DragonCon! I’m sorry I keep talking about politics. I’m alone with Tumblr all day. Screw you Ratty Burvil! And your face. JLC is gonna make out with Captain Jack. I’m going to shoot you in the Otterbox. Let’s go to Guitar Bar! It’ll be like freshman year again. Never let...
Q: What’s the Radiohead angry bear all about? A: It isn’t angry; it’s hungry....– Stanley Donwood, NME 2007 (via polineanderson)
More COOLIGATOR AND JESS information
• Co-starring Danny McBride as JESS’s brother, and J.K. Simmons as DAD • Starring Jesse Pinkman as the voice of COOLIGATOR, yo • Guest starring Will Arnett as FEDERAL MARSHAL JOHN D’SHELL • Season-one arc: JESS rescues a genetically modified alligator with mad crimefighting skills (bitch), COOLIGATOR, and they help the cops and fight mean bounty hunters in the mean streets of...
5-6 a.m. - Car wreck recovery edition
5 a.m. - Wake up aching. 5:10 a.m. - Take pain pill and muscle relaxer. 5:20-5:35 a.m. - Answer emails. 5:35-5:48 a.m. - Read Tumblr. 5:48 a.m. - Remember there’s half a piece of seven-layer chocolate cake in fridge. Drag ass out of bed. 5:50 - 6 a.m. - Eat cake while standing over sink. Score: 10/10
I got rear-ended turning into work. I’m cool, a little shaken up. My car is less than cool. It hit a curb, a tree and a boulder, and I’m pretty sure it was airborne for a second too.
The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the...– Friedrich Nietzsche