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Gimmie gimmie pet wombat.
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teenwhoops:

i’m glad we don’t have to hunt for our food any more.. i don’t even know where sandwiches live. 

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bad-postcards:

GREAT SLOTH BEAST

MEGATHERIUM

Pronounced: meg-a-THEE-ree-um
Literally, “great beast”

Megatherium was the largest of the ground sloths, and although apparently very awkward and slow-witted, his great size and strength protected him from the large meat-eaters of his time. He lived during the Pleistocene epoch which began 1 million years ago.

Thunderbeast Park - Hiway 97 - Chiloquin, Ore. 

explodingdog:

I have anxiety

a worried robot, from the Explodingdog.com archive

atomicpower:

pizza - check

cat - check

pun - check

perfect picture

debbiecountry:

dustychenille:

lewbasnight:

istealforksfromrestaurants:

girlmoxie:

bronxcheer:

doyourwardance:

dyinggod:

Hank Hill, Tina Belcher, Larry David.

Louise Belcher, Elaine Benes, Brenda Walsh

Gene Belcher, Artie the producer, Laura the receptionist.

Leslie Knope, Lou Grant, Walter and Perry

Bob Belcher, Larry David, Lucy Ricardo

Lurch, Grady Wilson, Reverend Jim

Jan Brady, Liz Lemon, and Lisa Simpson

Alf, Lindsay Weir, Nana Mary from Roseanne

Ben Wyatt, Liz Lemon, Jason from Home Movies

maddieonthings:

Hey y’all! Here’s a couple of updates about this little book tour we’re on! And check out the tour video we shot if you haven’t already 

Portland, Maine: same time/date but has moved to Nonesuch Books and Cards Mill Creek Store

Syracuse, NY: 5/31 @ 7pm Westcott Community Center - this is a recent addition! (it’s on the tour site, you have to scroll) 

Toronto: 6/12 @ 2pm Digsville Bloor West (it’s also on the tour site, you have to scroll)

Please RSVP if you haven’t! It helps the bookstores prepare :)

www.maddieontour.com

staceythinx:

Alejandro Guijarro photographs the chalkboards of some of the brightest minds in quantum physics for his continuing series Momentum. He went to research facilities like CERN and many of the top universities in the world to find them.

(via spaceandstuffidk)

theonion:

29-Year-Old Has Been Going To Different Friend’s Wedding Every Weekend For Past 3 Years: Full Report

GPOY.

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