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The Little Five Points Halloween Parade is the best thing. (Also that guy wearing a REAL PUMPKIN HEAD was pretty great too.)

It’s not like astronauts are braver than other people; we’re just meticulously prepared. We dissect what it is that’s going to scare us, and what it is that is a threat to us and then we practice over and over again so that the natural irrational fear is neutralized.

perks-of-being-chinese:

fabulous-friar:

perks-of-being-chinese:

princess-acidic:

🌙take me to your wonderland🌙

where are they going??

To their fucking Wonderland

im sorry

I am all about this fairy-tale ending.

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raptorific:

I graduated high school four years ago and I still have a little nagging fear at the back of my head that I forgot to do something and one of my teachers is just sitting at the school, four years later, still deducting a full 7% letter grade every day my report on Old Man and the Sea is late. The best grade I could get on it now is a -10799%. If I ever turn it in, my high school GPA will plummet so quickly that I will be retroactively rejected from the college I go to.

I have this recurring nightmare, maybe every two months or so, that I forgot or left off some high school requirement and I have to go back. In the most detailed of these nightmares I remember, I go through agonizing and shameful ceremonies where I give back my post-graduate and bachelors degrees while my entire family watches (even my deceased relatives are there). Then I re-enroll in high school and am taking geometry or something and I just can’t get it. And I’m sitting there, in my early thirties, surrounded by teenagers and I know they’re all understanding it and I can’t figure out the cosine or the unit circle or the slope of a line or plot the intersection or whatever and all of them can.

And then I wake up and vomit.

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justtheladyinblack:

If you think my jokes are bad you should check out my life choices.

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Yes I would like to move now.

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kvnyewxst:
Kanye confidence payoff ratio is at least 100:1.

kvnyewxst:

Kanye confidence payoff ratio is at least 100:1.

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